tolaughterandbeyond:


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

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my thoughts during school
  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
  • me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: ugh






lovedrugsanddubstep:

i hate when this happens to me -___-“

I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird.

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Wait, that Pokemon can actually attack things?